Microsoft Suggests Fans Are Filthy Casuals, or Just Filthy

June 5, 2019
Microsoft Suggests Fans Are Filthy Casuals, or Just Filthy

If you’ve ever wondered what Xbox smells like you will be able to find out this July because Microsoft and Lynx are bringing gamers personal hygiene products.

Microsoft and Lynx have decided to answer the age old question, what does an Xbox smell like (besides warm plastic and dust) by bringing us a personal hygiene line named Lynx Xbox which includes a shower gel, body spray, and deodorant.

The official description is:

"Lynx Xbox is a fresh scent of pulsing green citrus, featuring top notes of kaffir lime and winter lemon, aromatic herbal middle notes of mint and sage, and woody bottom notes of patchouli and clearwood. Containing a range of natural essential oils, the Xbox Lynx range comes with a sleek new look and features a body spray, deodorant, and shower gel."

Lynx Xbox will release this July in Australia and New Zealand. It’s still unknown whether it will release in the rest of the world (nor should it, at all).

It’s up to debate if this is Microsoft's way of telling the world gamers are in a desperate need of a shower, or they’re planning on sponsoring a Super Smash Bros. tournament in the future.

If you don’t find this partnership amusing, you’re not alone Seamus Blackley, the man behind the first Xbox is not impressed either.


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